i like movies, musicals, video games and too many tv shows. maleficent & megan hilty are my queens.

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

tastefullyoffensive:

Purritos (Kitten Burritos) [via chelsea marshall]

Watch a Tutorial on How to Make a Proper Purrito

My birthday is tomorrow :)))

Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.

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Anonymous:
WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

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SH